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Pregnant people are commonly discriminated against and not allowed to ride the better rides at amusement parts, drink excessively, or sell crack to children.
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The Truth About Pandas.
Did you know that China owns pandas? Not just some. All of them. Even pandas born elsewhere. There can only be one explanation… PANDA SHADOW GOVERNMENT.
Lets look at the facts:
1: Pandas are known to be telepathic
2: No one has ever seen a panda with a prostitute, yet the streetwalkers of Detroit regularly abort panda fetuses.
3: China’s national anthem, when played backwards, says “We are the pandas, and we are trolling you.” in a garbled ancient language used only in a single tribe in the mountains of Peru who’s last member died in 896.
4: There happen to be exactly 896 pandas that know how to speak more than 5 dialects in existence at any one time.
5: The numbers 8, 9, and 6 added together equals 23. 23.896 divided by 23 equals 1.0389565217391304347826086956522. 0389565 is the pass code to launch China’s nuclear warheads.
6: There are 7 digits in 0389565. 7 appears frequently in the Book of Revelation.
7: Jesus built a giant panda out of straw, brought it to life, and burnt it down to the ground once it started attacking Judas.
We can no longer deny the truth. Pandas rule all existence, and are really, really, really cute.
